Found In B-Town: “Personal Watermelons”
Found in a B-Town grocery store this week: “Personal Watermelons”:
Reading this rather odd sign made us wonder a few things:
- Do these fruits come with handles?
- Just how “personal” are “Personal Watermelons”?
- It’s about time we got these things. I’m so sick of those dang Impersonal fruits.
- Are these things Wi-Fi Enabled? Can I check email on them?
- You’d better have some pretty big pockets to stash these things…
- Not being one to pry, whatever a man or woman does with their Personal Watermelon is their own business!