Found In B-Town: “Personal Watermelons”

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Found in a B-Town grocery store this week: “Personal Watermelons”:

Personal Watermelons

Closeup Sign

Reading this rather odd sign made us wonder a few things:

  • Do these fruits come with handles?
  • Just how “personal” are “Personal Watermelons”?
  • It’s about time we got these things. I’m so sick of those dang Impersonal fruits.
  • Are these things Wi-Fi Enabled? Can I check email on them?
  • You’d better have some pretty big pockets to stash these things…
  • Not being one to pry, whatever a man or woman does with their Personal Watermelon is their own business!

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