Habitual B-Town Drunk Driver Seeks Advice
Found on seattle-tacoma craigslist > seattle > rants & raves, this nicely-worded “call for help” from a Burien-area habitual drunk driver:
I’m looking for advice.
My friends and I party about 3 times a week, sometimes downtown, sometimes at one of our houses.
Its no fun being the “designated driver” so none of us do it, and cabs are too expensive.
We have all had our share of taking out mailboxes, cats/dogs, or curb shots, etc.
So does anyone have any ideas of how to sober up long enough to drive home?
I heard that Alka Seltzer mixed with club soda and a little vinegar followed by massive tums will sober you up long enough to get home.
Has anyone tried this?
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