Ad O’Day:”Nothing Crazy…I Just Want To Feed You”


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Yikes…found this today on seattle-tacoma craigslist > seattle > missed connections:

***MissKelly1977 on Match.com – HELP ME FIND HER!!! – m4w – 30 (Seattle / Normandy Park)

Dear Miss Kelly,

I thought I was drowning when I first seen your face. I think realized cause I had a mouth full of water and forgot how to breath.

I can’t explain it especially since like you, I’ve had my heart dented and was NOT looking in all honesty…but I’ve thought about you for the last two days ever since I’ve seen your picture and read your profile.

We have SO very much in common it’s crazy (likes, fav color, outlook on things)and I would like to get to know everything about you!

Nothing crazy…I just want to feed you.

Please get a hold of me!!!!! Anyone who knows her, please forward this message!

Email: [email protected]

Red flag keywords/phrases that stand out here:

  • “thought I was drowning…”
  • “first seen your face”
  • “mouth full of water and forgot how to breath”
  • “heart dented”
  • “thought about you for the last two days”
  • “Nothing crazy…I just want to feed you”???

Hmmm…post your thoughts in Comments below…

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One Response to “Ad O’Day:”Nothing Crazy…I Just Want To Feed You””
  1. crapolicious says:

    Can you say PSYCHO???

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