BREAKING NEWS: B-Town Blog Annexes White Center
After much heated debate, internal fighting, countless paper cuts and coding starts and stops, The B-Town Blog today announced that after months of hard work, it has officially annexed White Center via its new sister website, the White Center Blog:
According to authorities, The B-Town Blog’s new ownership of said website will instantly raise property values (both on and offline) of the formerly-unincorporated portion of King County, as well as allow all local North Highline residents rich resources of a well-designed, active community website available at no charge 24/7.
“As part of our contract with the Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers,” said an anonymous LOL Dudez coder, “we have built into the root code structure a ‘rat city‘ filter, which will only allow the usage of said phrasing when applied to the words ‘roller girl‘ or when used in a quote from an unliked government official.”
To learn more, please go to http://www.whitecenterblog.com and be sure to say hello to your new neighbors!