You know the economy’s really hit the skids when people are “giving away” twisted and mangled tree stumps for FREE, as if they’re actually worth anything.

Found on seattle-tacoma craigslist > seattle > free stuff:

FREE tree stump (burien)

it’s just sitting here so if you want it let me know. Thanks for looking

If ya want this normally-expensive rotting piece o’wood at a huge discount, you’d better email sale-883298229@craigslist.org pronto!