No Snow + Kids Stuck At Home = Nice Job Weather Folks!


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So let me get this straight – numerous, scary (and often released in ALL CAPS) “Winter Weather Watch” notices were posted, alerting us all to the impending major snow event coming our way today.

Even local school districts believed it and canceled school Wednesday, giving kids a “snow day” when in actuality, it’s milder than it was before last weekend’s first “event.”

What gives, Weatherfolk?

And now what are they saying? Check out this hilarious comedy script for laughs:

Late Afternoon: Rain. High near 37. West southwest wind around 14 mph. Chance of precipitation is 90%.

Tonight: Rain before 10pm, then snow showers. Snow level 100 feet. Low around 29. West southwest wind between 9 and 14 mph. Chance of precipitation is 90%. New snow accumulation of less than one inch possible.

Thursday: A 40 percent chance of snow showers. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 31. West wind between 6 and 9 mph. New snow accumulation of less than one inch possible.

Thursday Night: Mostly cloudy, with a low around 26. Northwest wind between 6 and 9 mph.

Friday: Mostly sunny, with a high near 33. North northwest wind around 8 mph.

Friday Night: Mostly cloudy, with a low around 26.

Saturday: Partly sunny, with a high near 33.

Saturday Night: A chance of snow. Cloudy, with a low around 29.

Sunday: A chance of snow. Cloudy, with a high near 37.

Sunday Night: A chance of snow. Mostly cloudy, with a low around 31.

Monday: A chance of snow. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 39.

Monday Night: A chance of snow. Snow level 200 feet. Mostly cloudy, with a low around 34.

Tuesday: A chance of rain. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 39.

Tuesday Night: A chance of rain. Mostly cloudy, with a low around 33.

Wednesday: A chance of rain. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 39.

Ha…now that’s comedy!

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