Burien’s Little Theater To Perform All-Nude Musical
Burien’s Little Theater announced today that it will be producing the first all-nude musical to ever be performed in Burien.
“Finding Nudo,” is a Dingleberry Award-winning musical about a lost, naked fish and a hungry shark who befriends him. It will be performed entirely naked in a pool by a cast of 45 starting June 31st.
As part of the innovative “show,” the entire BLT auditorium will be flooded during the first act. The audience will be required to not only wear life jackets, but each viewer will have to pass a strenuous Coast Guard-certified swimming test prior to the curtain rising.
It will feature special guest appearances by various local celebrities, similar to what BLT did with “The Rocky Horror Show” last year. BLT informs us that they’ve already secured appearances by the mayor, city manager, the parks director, and three employees of RedFlex, who now run the entire city finance department. All are currently rehearsing and learning how to swim at a pool at a local health club.
They’re also seeking other residents by placing flyers in local gym showers and various “saunas” located on Ambaum Blvd.
Sponsored entirely by Dan the Sausageman, auditionsÂ for “Finding Nudo” begin Thursday night (April 2nd) at 7pm sharp, and thespians who can sing and are comfortable naked in front of uncaring Burienites are encouraged to show up in front of The Tin Room, unannounced, totally nude and ready to sing a showtown using a sausage as a microphone.