B-Town Undercover: Pumpkinhead’s Body Discovered
As my readers can see from the headline aboveâ€”PUMPKIN HEAD, also known as Jack, was indeed rescued from a nearby ravine. As I’m sure you all recall, Jack mysteriously disappeared in early April.
All For Free, my trusty assistant and my keen-eyed daughter, Lexi made up the search party. Our first clue to P.H.â€™s whereabouts came from All For Free.
I overlooked the fact that she was wearing her red and white snowflake pajama bottoms as she prepared to join the search party. She reported that earlier in the year, some prankster had stolen a neighbors park bench and thrown it into the hungry ravine.
Underwood-Undercover was not aware of the previous malicious incident and thanked her snowflake-bottomed friend profusely.
We had an offer of help from another Jack, who is PUMPKIN-HEADâ€™S neighbor, but we managed to scale the ravine on our own. Yours truly suffered multiple scratches from the biting bushes but it was worth the effort.
Rescue team of All For Free, Underwood-Undercover and an injured P.H., who is now resting comfortably on his old bench.
His landlord, Ian performed the surgeries necessary to repair Jack, who now sits where he belongs:
Twenty-five years of living in Burien gives Humorist Shawn Underwood much fodder for her writings.
All of her stories are true, or at least have a grain of truth with no added embellishments.
Or something like that.
Read more of her humor at her website here.