B-Town Undercover: Take Those Halloween Decorations Down. Now.
Iâ€™m a procrastinator.
I wonâ€™t ask for a show of hands from people who have the same problem because, well first of all I canâ€™t see your hands because Iâ€™m here in my sonâ€™s roomâ€”recently converted to an office until said son returns from college and all Hell breaks loose, because Iâ€™m using his room.
As I was saying before I started going off track with the converted office bitâ€”I have no doubt there would be a sea of procrastinating hands, too numerous to count.
For instance, who has yet to take down their Halloween decorations?
Today as I drove around the neighborhood (putting off writing yet another revision for my editor of a â€˜grabberâ€™ beginning for my book), I noticed numerous pumpkins with barely recognizable faces, long overdue for the yard recycle or where ever dead pumpkins go after the holidays. Strings of orange Halloween twinkle lights festooned some trees and even some Jack oâ€™ Lantern pumpkin lights still dangled on a charming white fence.
You know who you are!
A picture says a thousand words but my daughter, Leslie said. â€œMom, I donâ€™t think everyone else thinks leftover Halloween displays are as funny as you do. I donâ€™t think you should take a picture. What if something happened in the family and they havenâ€™t had time to take down the displays or what if they are on vacation?â€ Her list went on and on until even I felt guilty for my paparazzi-like behavior. So no pics but like I saidâ€”you know who you are!
Itâ€™s possible orange twinkly lights can linger through Thanksgiving but the pumpkin lights have got to goâ€”pronto. Now Iâ€™ve got to go trash my own pumpkins which still sit on my porch, and then of course thereâ€™s the scarecrows . . .
On a final note. I canâ€™t resist a cupcake. Have a look:
Twenty-five years of living in Burien gives Humorist Shawn Underwood much fodder for her writings.
All of her stories are true, or at least have a grain of truth with no added embellishments.
Or something like that.
Read more of her humor at her website here.