Last-Minute Gift Idea For Local Pirates: Black Powder Cannon, Used Only Twice
If you just happen to be a local pirate looking for a last-minute gift idea, we’ve got a doozy â€“ one of your neighbors is trying to sell a custom-milled, solid one-piece steel, “black powder cannon” that’s only been used twice for just $375!
Some of the features from the Craigslist Ad:
- Black Powder Cannon
- Custom milled solid 1 piece steel.
- Two year old Cannon
- Used Twice
- Fuse Hole
- Shoots Baseball sized objects
Our favorite part of course is this happy ending greeting:
Please email with any questions! Happy Holidays
Wait, aren’t these things ILLEGAL?
Who cares…it’s Christmas! So act fast, and email your order in now:
Oh, and whatever you do, don’t read this story about a makeshift cannon that killed a 4-year old boy in Thurston County in July, 2007.
Yes, “Happy Holidays” and have fun with your cannon!