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Could Burien Nissan Be Re-Opening? Here’s Another Craigslist Job Listing

Could Burien Nissan Be Re-Opening? Here’s Another Craigslist Job Listing

A Craigslist Ad posted Sunday night (July 25) indicates that a company called Car Pros may be re-opening Burien Nissan, which has been closed and vacant since last March. However, this isn’t the... [Read more]

Craigslist Ad O’The Day: “50lbs Of Free Lard”!

Craigslist Ad O’The Day: “50lbs Of Free Lard”!

During this recession, we’re always on the lookout for great bargains for our faithful Readers, thus we couldn’t resist posting this Craigslist Ad offering 50lbs of a FREE lard: Found at:... [Read more]

Craigslist Ad O’The Day:Sure Sign Of The Apocalypse

Craigslist Ad O’The Day:Sure Sign Of The Apocalypse

NEWSFLASH: It’s not the roller coaster crashing stock market, bank failures or the impending election that’s a true sign of the apocalypse – it’s little things like this Craigslist... [Read more]

Craigslist Ad O'The Day:Volunteers Needed For Time Travel

Craigslist Ad O'The Day:Volunteers Needed For Time Travel

Here’s a fun way to end your week before enjoying the 3-day Labor Day weekend – a humorous Craigslist Ad from someone looking for volunteers for his “Time Warp project.” We’re... [Read more]

Craigslist Ad O'The Day: "I Have Your Camera…Maybe"

Craigslist Ad O'The Day: "I Have Your Camera…Maybe"

Found on seattle-tacoma craigslist > seattle > lost & found: Found this rather amusing “Found” posting on Craigslist (our fave part is the second paragraph, where the Finder... [Read more]

Craigslist Ad O’The Day:Boyfriend Sees Other Dimensions

Craigslist Ad O’The Day:Boyfriend Sees Other Dimensions

Found on seattle-tacoma craigslist > south king > rants & raves: We have worked both on a “supernatural” TV show (Fox’ “Sightings”) as well as a “kids... [Read more]

Ad O’The Day: Very Grumpy, Biting Beardie

Ad O’The Day: Very Grumpy, Biting Beardie

Found on seattle-tacoma craigslist > south king > pets: This sounds like the perfect pet for the kids: I was given a male bearded dragon a year ago but i am moving now and cannot take him... [Read more]

Mini Craigslist “Missed Connections” Soap Opera

Mini Craigslist “Missed Connections” Soap Opera

Sometimes it’s fun to read the Craigslist “Missed Connections” and follow the fascinating storylines of all our rascally neighboring humanoids, and this last week was no exception. We... [Read more]

Craigslist Ad O’The Day:”Hit Me While I Lift Wieghts”

Craigslist Ad O’The Day:”Hit Me While I Lift Wieghts”

Found on seattle-tacoma craigslist > seattle > activity partners: ISO someone to yell and hit me while I lift wieghts (Seatac) Yes, Im searching for an individual who is interested in yelling... [Read more]

Craigslist Ad O’The Day:WoW Character For Sale

Craigslist Ad O’The Day:WoW Character For Sale

Found on seattle-tacoma craigslist > seattle > computers & tech: You may be familiar with the cult-like, time-and-life-sucking online video game called “World of Warcraft.” Or... [Read more]

Ad O’Day:”Nothing Crazy…I Just Want To Feed You”

Ad O’Day:”Nothing Crazy…I Just Want To Feed You”

Yikes…found this today on seattle-tacoma craigslist > seattle > missed connections: ***MissKelly1977 on Match.com – HELP ME FIND HER!!! – m4w – 30 (Seattle / Normandy... [Read more]

Ad O’The Day: Rat City Air Hockey Table

Ad O’The Day: Rat City Air Hockey Table

Found on seattle-tacoma craigslist > seattle > games & toys: PRICE INCREASED 3XX !! air hockey , arcade strength – $2001! – $2001 (City of ratus norvegicus) Oh btw rat city... [Read more]

Ad O’The Day: Short Angry Man and His Couch.

Ad O’The Day: Short Angry Man and His Couch.

Found on seattle-tacoma craigslist > seattle > free stuff: Hello…I am 31 years old and moving back in with my parents. I am a short angry man and I need to get rid of my couch because... [Read more]

Strange B-Town Ad O’The Day:”Fat Wife” Needs New Elliptical Machine

Strange B-Town Ad O’The Day:”Fat Wife” Needs New Elliptical Machine

From seattle-tacoma craigslist > seattle > sporting goods: Does anyone has an elliptical in really good condition so my fat wife can put a lot of use on it? she is not looking so hot naked... [Read more]

B-Town Ad O’the Day: Someone Wants You To Buy Jessica Simpson’s Body Lotion

B-Town Ad O’the Day: Someone Wants You To Buy Jessica Simpson’s Body Lotion

Found at seattle-tacoma craigslist > seattle > general: Dessert by Jessica Simpson Are you Whipped? a sweet trio of seductive treats Do me a flavor… A seductive sampler of... [Read more]