B-Town Undercover:My “Tummie” Ain’t So “Yummie”

by Shawn Underwood While conducting “research” in B-Town, I discovered a brand new boutique: “Howard and Marge,” owned by Robin Dunkle and named after her much-loved grandparents. Conveniently... [Read more]

Craigslist Ad O’The Day:WoW Character For Sale

Found on seattle-tacoma craigslist > seattle > computers & tech: You may be familiar with the cult-like, time-and-life-sucking online video game called “World of Warcraft.” Or... [Read more]

Ad O’Day:”Nothing Crazy…I Just Want To Feed You”

Yikes…found this today on seattle-tacoma craigslist > seattle > missed connections: ***MissKelly1977 on Match.com – HELP ME FIND HER!!! – m4w – 30 (Seattle / Normandy... [Read more]

Ad O’The Day: Another Stripped Car In Burien!

Found on seattle-tacoma craigslist > seattle > cars & trucks: UPDATE: Jim Bibby, Burien’s City Code Compliance Officer, emailed the following: I also wanted your readers to know... [Read more]

Ad O’The Day: Come Get Stripped Car In Burien!

Found on seattle-tacoma craigslist > seattle > cars & trucks: stripped car / make and offer / come and get it – $1 (burien / seattle) Make and offer and come and get this... [Read more]

Ad O’The Day: “This Is Your Only Warning”

Found on seattle-tacoma craigslist > seattle > missed connections: Someone driving near SeaTac lately is P.O.’d and isn’t gonna take it anymore: “little prick in black... [Read more]

Ad O’The Day:”midget stripper wanted for b-day party”

Found on seattle-tacoma craigslist > seattle > items wanted: female midget stripper need ed for b-day party please call 206-851-0033 leave message if you can help or e-mail pjohnson1880@comcast.net  Read More →

Ad O’The Day:Bad Speller’s Missed Connection At QFC

Found on seattle-tacoma craigslist > seattle > missed connections: You can tell Spring is in the air now, as more “Missed Connections” are being posted everyday. Here’s... [Read more]

Ad O’The Day: Alien For Sale In SeaTac!

Found on seattle-tacoma craigslist > south king > pets: We found this ad on Craigslist today. We’ve never heard of a “Sugar Glider” before, so we looked them up. Allegedly... [Read more]

Ad O’The Day: Short Angry Man and His Couch.

Found on seattle-tacoma craigslist > seattle > free stuff: Hello…I am 31 years old and moving back in with my parents. I am a short angry man and I need to get rid of my couch because... [Read more]

B-Town Ad O’The Day: Kinky Resident Selling Purple Blindfold And Whip

Found on seattle-tacoma craigslist > seattle > clothing: Purple leather black fur lined blindfold handmade, and handmade purple suede whip flage, both in very good condition, sorry no pics... [Read more]

Happy Easter From The B-Town Blog!

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Found: Sign Of Confusion

Isn’t it a sign of the apocalypse when a sign contradicts itself like this? How can a “Rent To Own” store be “For Lease“?  We found this sign on 16th SW near SW 104th... [Read more]

Strange B-Town Ad O’The Day: “TWO Bong’s For Sale!”

Found on seattle-tacoma craigslist > seattle > collectibles: What we love about this Craigslist ad: Photo is sideways (perfect for stoners) Repeated use of “tha” instead of... [Read more]

Whatever You Do, Don’t You Dare Fish Or Hunt At The New Development On Maplewild

Last week we posted a comedy bit about the new development at the top of Maplewild, called Where the Streets Have No Name. Yet. (our personal fave was SW Deforestation Drive). Coincidentally (or not?),... [Read more]

Found: Is This Your Lost Dog?

Found in the middle of SW 172nd Street, just below the hairpin turn from Sylvester, near the Soundview B & B. Poor thing looks like a terrier of some sort, with a ring around its eye. It appeared to... [Read more]

Strange B-Town Ads O’The Day: BBQ Sauce Barter Battle Between Burien and Tacoma

Found on seattle-tacoma craigslist > seattle > barter: Reply to: sale-596734689@craigslist.org Date: 2008-03-05, 2:36PM PST i have two mint condition jack-in-the box bbq sauces, it is a... [Read more]

Strange B-Town Ad O’The Day:”Fat Wife” Needs New Elliptical Machine

From seattle-tacoma craigslist > seattle > sporting goods: Does anyone has an elliptical in really good condition so my fat wife can put a lot of use on it? she is not looking so hot naked... [Read more]

B-Town Ad O’the Day: Someone Wants You To Buy Jessica Simpson’s Body Lotion

Found at seattle-tacoma craigslist > seattle > general: Dessert by Jessica Simpson Are you Whipped? a sweet trio of seductive treats Do me a flavor… A seductive sampler of... [Read more]