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Normandy Park Police Find Missing Officer Dog

Normandy Park Police Find Missing Officer Dog

Numerous sources tell us that the Normandy Park Police Department was missing one of its finest…dogs…but then found him Sunday. Apparently Officer “Rocky,” a two-year old bloodhound... [Read more]

Mary Kay Letourneau Turned Down As “Poll Worker”

Mary Kay Letourneau Turned Down As “Poll Worker”

BURIEN – Infamous former Burien grade school teacher and convicted child rapist Mary Kay Letourneau is back in the news – this time not for having an affair with an underage boy, but for... [Read more]

Tukwila Woman Stabbed With Her Own Stiletto

Tukwila Woman Stabbed With Her Own Stiletto

In a scene that sounds like something out of a twisted erotic thriller, a man stabbed a woman with the stiletto heel of her own shoe, causing an infection that required emergency surgery. The victim, a... [Read more]

Mini Craigslist “Missed Connections” Soap Opera

Mini Craigslist “Missed Connections” Soap Opera

Sometimes it’s fun to read the Craigslist “Missed Connections” and follow the fascinating storylines of all our rascally neighboring humanoids, and this last week was no exception. We... [Read more]

Arrgh…Why Was The “Moby Duck” Parked On SW 152nd?

Arrgh…Why Was The “Moby Duck” Parked On SW 152nd?

Driving west on SW 152nd this afternoon and just had to pull over to see the Seafair Pirates’ official (and quite historic) amphibious vehicle, the Moby Duck, parked quietly (and legally?!!) on the... [Read more]

Craigslist Ad O’The Day:”Hit Me While I Lift Wieghts”

Craigslist Ad O’The Day:”Hit Me While I Lift Wieghts”

Found on seattle-tacoma craigslist > seattle > activity partners: ISO someone to yell and hit me while I lift wieghts (Seatac) Yes, Im searching for an individual who is interested in yelling... [Read more]

Ad O’The Day: Alien For Sale In SeaTac!

Ad O’The Day: Alien For Sale In SeaTac!

Found on seattle-tacoma craigslist > south king > pets: We found this ad on Craigslist today. We’ve never heard of a “Sugar Glider” before, so we looked them up. Allegedly... [Read more]

B-Town Ad O’the Day: Someone Wants You To Buy Jessica Simpson’s Body Lotion

B-Town Ad O’the Day: Someone Wants You To Buy Jessica Simpson’s Body Lotion

Found at seattle-tacoma craigslist > seattle > general: Dessert by Jessica Simpson Are you Whipped? a sweet trio of seductive treats Do me a flavor… A seductive sampler of... [Read more]

B-Town Ad O’The Day: Who Is the Mysterious But HOT B-Town Dentist?

B-Town Ad O’The Day: Who Is the Mysterious But HOT B-Town Dentist?

From seattle-tacoma craigslist > south king > rants & raves: [EDITOR’S NOTE: If anyone has any idea who this mysterious “HOT” Burien dentist, is, please email us] Like... [Read more]

Strange B-Town Help Wanted Ad O’The Day: Sandy’ll Cook If You’ll Cut

Strange B-Town Help Wanted Ad O’The Day: Sandy’ll Cook If You’ll Cut

Found in the Craigslist “Barter” section with the location of “Burien”: I really do need the help. Do not delete my ad. Hello, I am a good cook. Let me cook for you and send... [Read more]